Diary of a Nindroid: Part 2

Dear Diary,

I really think Mindroid hates me now. Earlier, he called me "really super annoying", and a "horrible mistake in manufacturing", which hurt my feelings. Otherwise, I had a great day! General Cryptor assigned me my first mission, which turned out to be guarding the bathroom for no reason.  Luckily for me, the ninja attacked the building, which caused Mr. Overlord to send all nindroids to the security breach. When I got there, the ninja were surging forward, which is bad, I guess. I looked around and realized General Cryptor was trying to strangle an innocent civilian who had been just walking outside. At first I was okay with it, but then something slammed into me. When I woke up, the battle was still going on, but I realized that I was not okay with General Cryptor strangling civilians, because they weren't helping the ninja or anything, just walking by. I yelled at everyone to stop fighting, but just then there was an explosion and no-one heard me. A moment later, I realized a new guy without a ninja hood and carrying a grey crossbow was helping the ninja. I decided at that point to attack. The guy with the crossbow tackled me, and I told him to let me go. He stared at me for a second and said, "Your voice is squeaky." "I know," I sighed, "'Really super annoying', right?" The guy stared at me for another second, then said, "Not really," and helped me up! Now it was my turn to stare. "I'm Greg Olego, by the way," he said. "What's your unit number?" "Umm... my name is Ninjy," I replied. "But my unit number is- "Ninjy," the guy, Greg Olego, said thoughtfully. "I can work with that. Tell you what, keep your eye out for a portal in the wall. If you see one, jump through and you'll appear in Olego Manor. See you around!" And with that, he walked away.

So basically, that was my day. I got my first mission, saw the ninja, and met a new friend, I guess.

Ninjy

[P.S. The portal did appear, and I did go to Olego Manor, and Greg and I are now friends. He also showed me his blog, which i thought was pretty cool. I go on to it every time I steal General Cryptor's laptop. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't read this. Oops. Anyway, the link to Greg's blog is crazyaboutbuilding.blogspot.com. Check it out!]

Diary of a Nindroid: Part 1

Dear Diary,
It must be interesting to start out life without having everything preprogrammed. I don't know how humans do it. For me, life started out pretty simple, just BANG, everything I need to know I know already. For humans, it seems like they spend their whole life quote-unquote "learning", yet never seem to "learn" everything. If you don't already know everything, then what's the point of even trying?

From what I understand, us nindroids aren't supposed to have emotions. I guess there was an error in my programming, because I have plenty of them. I tried asking General Cryptor about it, as he seemed to have them too, but he told me not to question the manufacturing process, even though that's not what I was asking about. Apparently Min-Droid has emotions as well, as he got mad when I asked him why he was so small. I don't think he likes me very much.

It seems like there was another manufacturing error when I was built, because instead of my voice being like all the other 20,000 nindroids, it is very high and squeaky. I think it gets on General Cryptor's nerves.

I guess I'm supposed to be a "bad guy", whatever that means, because the ninja (my enemies) say they are "protecting the people" from all us nindroids. All I know is that I am led by some guy called "The Overlord", and that I am not supposed to question his orders. It's better than being turned into scrap metal, I guess. Still, I am curious about the whole "morality" and "good guy-bad guy" thing, and want to know more.

That seems like it for right now.
Ninjy